9 feb 2008
12:30: A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
8 Feb 2008
12:30: Q. Why do men like love at first sight? A. It saves them a lot of time.
7 Feb 2008
12:30: Premika: Mein Ma banne wali hu. Premi: Kya bakwas kar rahi ho? Premika: Bakvas nahi, main tumhare baap se shadi karke tumhari maa banne wali hu.
6 Feb 2008
12:30: Munna:Circuit yaar ye barish k waqt bijali kyu chamkti he? Circuit:Bhai bole to upar wala torch maar k dekhta hoega ki kahi sala Sukha to nahi reh gaya
5 Feb 2008
12:30: The height of mixed emotion? When ur mother-in-law falls from 7th floor on ur new Mercedes.
4 Feb 2008
12:30: 70 yr Old man still enjoyed chasing girls. His wife was asked if she minded. She said y should I b upset, dogs chase but can they drive?
3 Feb 2008
12:30: Wife:Kal raat tum neend main mujhe gaaliya de rahe the. Husb:Tumhe galat fehmi hui hai. Wife:Kaisi galat fehmi? Husb:Yehi ke main soya hua tha!
2 Feb 2008
12:30: Baap:Beta is bar tuhje exam me 90% lana hai Beta:Nahi dad, mai to is bar 100% launga Baap:Kyo mazak kar rahe ho? Beta:Shuru kisne kiya tha?
1 Feb 2008
12:30: Do u know why women live longer, healthier, happier? A: Coz they don't have wives
31 Jan 2008
12:30: Teacher: Who was Raja Ram Mohan Roy? Student: They all four were great friends.
12:30: Father to son after exam: Let me see ur report card. Son: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.
29 Jan 2008
12:30: Napoleon: There's no such word as impossible in my dictionary. Santa: Oye!!! He should have checked before buying it.
28 Jan 2008
12:30: Husband: I like ur sense of humour. Wife: What do u like in me, my pretty face or my sexy body? Husband: I like your sense of humour.
27 Jan 2008
12:30: Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My Boss said, Go to hell...
26 Jan 2008
12:30: Ur hubby has a new suit No, he hasn't Well, something's diff. It's a new husb.
25 Jan 2008
12:30: Girl to BF: One kiss & I'll be urs forever. Guy: Thanks for the warning.
24 Jan 2008
12:30: Monkeys in Mumbai Zoo have gone on hunger strike..! They are protesting bcoz someone called them SYMONDS..!!
23 Jan 2008
12:30: Ram: Have you ever read Shakespeare? Sham: No, who is the author?
22 Jan 2008
12:33: Santa was crying. Banta asked him: Why? He said: I have only 1 brother but my sister has 2.
21 Jan 2008
15:17: On their anniversary Wife asked: Shall we have butter chicken for dinner? Husband: Why punish the poor chicken for our mistakes?
20 Jan 2008
15:15: Man:I'm looking for a book-How to control ur wife. Salesman:Sorry, we have only books based on facts.
19 Jan 2008
15:17: Patni: Wo samne sharabi dekh rahe ho maine use 10 sal pehle shadi ke liye inkar kiya tha, aur wo aaj tak pee raha hai. Pati: Wah! itna lamba celebration.
18 Jan 2008
15:17: Santa proposed to a girl. Girl: I am 1 year elder to u. Santa: Never mind. I'll marry u after 1 yr.
17 Jan 2008
15:17: Himesh ka kutta ghar se bhag gya Dusre ne use pucha-Yar tune ghar kyo choda Usne kaha-Yar rat ko gane ki practice wo karta hai subha log mujhe marte hai
16 Jan 2008
15:17: Ram to Sham: My father dug the Suez Canal. That's nothing, have u heard of Dead Sea? Yes, I've. My dad killed it.
15 Jan 2008
15:15: Santa: People consider me as "God" Banta: How do you know?? Santa: When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh God! Uve come again.
14 Jan 2008
15:17: A lady kissing a lion inside the cage in circus. Ring master: Can any one do it? Santa: Mai kar sakta hu par pehle saamne se lion ko hatao.
13 Jan 2008
15:17: Bhikari: Sahab ek rupya de do. Sahab: Tumhe sharam nahi road par khade hokar bheek mangte ho Bhikari: Abe tere ek rupye k liye office kholu kya.
12 Jan 2008
15:17: Son: What do I write against my mother tongue? Dad: Very long.
11 Jan 2008
15:17: Teacher: 'TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA' shloka ka kya arth hai? Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.